Three Elves in a Trenchcoat

  • Breakfast in Bed

    Every morning, I’ll bring you coffee Eggs the way you like And your favorite pancakes Watch you smile with delight I love it when you laugh Your eyes hold the sun I never tire of your voice You’re the only one. You know I’ll always be there No matter what you do So why do…

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  • The Girl in History Class

    I got a book once I was eight years old It taught me “Crush” So I went to school And picked one out Then another Cus it didn’t work out And another And another Blushing Awkward It’s easy to forget But I still remember The first time I saw her Her hair of soft auburn…

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  • Poem: Late Bloomer

    Maybe I’m broken They call me a late bloomer: Eventually, the feeling, awoken, Will bubble up, later, or sooner. This must be a joke It should’ve happened by now This stuff makes me choke You ask why? I don’t know.

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  • Getting Back on Track!

    I’m back from a long hiatus! I finished up Nanowrimo and sort of fell off the wagon. Now 2022 is upon us, I’m trying to get back to writing and art. Mostly, I’ve been focusing on my art because of some massive writer’s block. Until last week, all I did was write fanfiction, and I’d…

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  • Waifu Wednesdays: Grell Sutcliff

    Yes, you read that right! I’m starting a new adventure called Waifu Wednesdays! Every Wednesday, I’ll be talking about one of my waifus and why I like her, and whether or not she’s a green flag or a red flag! Husbandos and my nonbinary crushes get Saturdays, and those will be called Simpdays. I’ll also…

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  • Otome Game Reviews: My Top Picks!

    I’m obsessed with otome games–ie, dating sims. It’s a guilty pleasure of mine. I may be ace, but I like romance. And I’m a simp. (Either I’m self-aware or I’ve just given up at this point) I’ve played many of the mobile games offered on Google: Ikeman series games, Obey Me! Shall We Date, Court…

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  • Wheel of Time Update: I really hate Fades

    Voldemort’s sleep paralysis demon? Or that one monster from Pan’s Labyrinth? Honestly, these things are so much worse. Why are their mouths like that? What are they, starfish? The Kraken? My own sleep paralysis experience is tamer than that. Jeez. They make the Ju On ghosts look cute.

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  • Amazon’s The Wheel of Time – First Episode Impressions

    Bear with me. It’s been about a year since I reread The Wheel of Time and while I love Robert Jordan (may he rest in peace), the books are very long-winded and things tend to blend together. Also, did anyone ever have trouble reading those books in order? Like, I picked up one, read, it,…

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